Portch-monkey

What is Portch-monkey?

1.

A lazy fuck / slave name

1. Damn lazy portch-monkey go play outside. 2. Go pick some cotton portch-monkey.

See monkey, slave, lazy

2.

nigger thats yo' slave

yo monkey get me an iced tea.

See n00b

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