Portengren

What is Portengren?

1. One who pees on a roommates floor in the middle of the night and doesn't remember it.

2. Then poops in the garbage can and claims it wasn't them.

Dude, I stepped in something wet this morning and I think I pulled a portengren.

See black out, shananigans, roommate

Vconras

1. a hipper, funnier way of saying "congratulations." origin unknown. "hey, dude, vconras on getting a date with that chick..

Dweft

1. when a wannabe drifter hits someone or something in the proccess of drift, thus changing a drift to a dweft "Damn he just dwefted ..

Mastie

1. Noun. The act of male masturbation; a jerk-off. Generally used within the phrase "have a mastie" or "having a mastie&qu..

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