Portengren

What is Portengren?

1. One who pees on a roommates floor in the middle of the night and doesn't remember it.

2. Then poops in the garbage can and claims it wasn't them.

Dude, I stepped in something wet this morning and I think I pulled a portengren.

See black out, shananigans, roommate

Punching Screwdriver

1. A sad state of affairs The bus didn't come for hours and hours, and Lloyd got really wet. It was a real punching screwdriver. See..

Lobsterized

1. To be sun burnt or turned red by the sun. Shit man... i got totally "Lobsterized" at the beach today. See lobster, red, burn..

Fuckmonster

1. A phrase almost exclusively used by men talking about women. A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great,..

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