Portengren

What is Portengren?

1. One who pees on a roommates floor in the middle of the night and doesn't remember it.

2. Then poops in the garbage can and claims it wasn't them.

Dude, I stepped in something wet this morning and I think I pulled a portengren.

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Body Tall

1. someone who has a long torso and a short leg inseam. when walking takes two strides to one regular stride "dude, don't walk s..

Soft Jacking

1. To masturbate a guy while his penis is soft until he ejaculates. (This can take a very long time and often means that he doesn't li..

W.a.w.i.b.f.

1. Abbreviation of "What A Week It's Been For" W.A.W.I.B.F. the amount of people asking what W.A.W.I.B.F. means! See wawib..

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