Portengren

What is Portengren?

1. One who pees on a roommates floor in the middle of the night and doesn't remember it.

2. Then poops in the garbage can and claims it wasn't them.

Dude, I stepped in something wet this morning and I think I pulled a portengren.

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Zippocat

1. The nickname of the cat who fell victim to being burned alive with a zippo lighter and caught on tape. Places such as 4chan, who accepts..

Excited Dump

1. A bowl movement that comes upon abruptly after getting good news. Most commonly happens with dogs and people. Guy 1. Dude your dog j..

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1. Tired or annoyed face. "Whoa! I have a dick? Awesome!" "-.-;;" See Brian..

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