Porterican Credit Card

What is Porterican Credit Card?

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A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

See gun, pistol, knife, switchblade

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