Porteus Edit Meaning

1. The official scale of fecal size and weight. Piss Load - The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss tes..

1. A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards..

1. When one sleeps with a girl whom his friend has already slept with. Must be a known friend or acquaintance, can not be a stranger to be..