Portillo Edit Meaning

1. A term used to gauge the tightness of an emo kid's pants. The kreef meter was off the charts with this clone's jeans. Captai..

1. an ex-girlfriend (or boyfriend) that you know will put outin an emergency situation. "Dude ive never been this hot to trot! im des..

1. When you stick your finger in a girls poon hole and pull it out fast to make a popping noise. "I was bottle capping with this girl..