What is Portion?
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Sexual intercourse, usually used to describe said act as served to a man by a woman. Made famous by the British comedian 'Jethro'.
I was round the back of the chip shop in Bodmin and the owner's daughter popped out and gave me a portion.
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1. Noun: The amount of weed you have bought is your portion.
2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.
1. That was an amazing portion, we got 50 joints out of it.
2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute
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When you dump in the bed after she's passed out and you leave.
Dude, I just did a bedpan boogie and left before she woke up.
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An unoffensive and humorous version of the F* word in the fashion of Yosemite Sam.
This dadburn frukker rukken laptop crashed for the l..