What is Portis?
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Unusally large, hairy, forocious, elusive species of moon crickets. Most are afraid of water, and are easily aggitated. Their voice is very low tone, and they tend to show their teeth as a sign of aggression.
Portis shore does have a strong attraction to that there snowflake.
Portis shore does have a strong attraction to that there snowflake.
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a very large gnarly cock
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