Portismember

What is Portismember?

n. Middle-aged man prying on young blink kid's drama. Borderline pedophile.

Hey look at that portismember! Are his lips chapped or does he want something to do with me?

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Auto-erotic Asphixiation

1. The act of choking oneself or hanging oneself during the act of masterbation to accentuate orgasm. the dumbass inxs singer "Michae..

9-5

1. a typical job that includes waking up in the morning, going to work, and coming home at night "He never felt right holding down a ..

Automotive Narcissicm

1. Singing along to a car commercial while driving which is a commercial for the car you're driving. That's right. Girl stop hum..

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