Portismember

What is Portismember?

n. Middle-aged man prying on young blink kid's drama. Borderline pedophile.

Hey look at that portismember! Are his lips chapped or does he want something to do with me?

See denali

Double J

1. blowing your load while recieving a lapdance at a strip club.. "dude that lapdance made me bout double j" See double j, prec..

Morgayne

1. a white female(bc mexicans dont come up with weird shit like that) who is addicted to shopping, sex, and vodak. They tend to talk a lot ..

Blind-dolphin

1. Getting a blowjob in the dark where you make a loud dolphin noise right as you shoot it in her blow hole. I got a blind-dolphin last ni..

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