Portland Assdriver

What is Portland Assdriver?


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This sexual act is very similar to the Portland Piledriver but instead of her cunt taking the beating, it’s her ass.

It begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.

A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her butthole, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her ass. Then the cock is completely pulled out and the process is repeated.

I knew she liked it in the ass but I had no idea she would take the Portland Assdriver. Dumb ho.


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