Portland Creme

What is Portland Creme?


1.

(1) a popular doughnut at local Portland Oregon establishment Voodoo Doughnuts (2) ejaculating on a woman's face and then recycling it

After hitting the bars, I met this fine chick at Voodoo Doughnuts. I had to hurry up and give her a Portland Creme before the recycling men came to pick it up.

See ejaculate, facial, cream, recycling


85

Random Words:

1. In your fucking face. I'm ywfnand I am iyff...
1. Also known as the Belarusian Tortilla, the Russian Burrito is the foremost sexual maneuver that satisfies both the libido, and the appet..
1. An even bigger, stupider version of a Phallus. phallus God, you are such a Turbo Phallus!..