Portland Creme

What is Portland Creme?

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(1) a popular doughnut at local Portland Oregon establishment Voodoo Doughnuts (2) ejaculating on a woman's face and then recycling it

After hitting the bars, I met this fine chick at Voodoo Doughnuts. I had to hurry up and give her a Portland Creme before the recycling men came to pick it up.

See ejaculate, facial, cream, recycling
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