Portland Hipster

What is Portland Hipster?

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Usually defined as a person who:

A. Drinks PBR

B. Has the money to bath, but doesn't

C. Cuts their own hair, badly.

C. Wears "Ironic" 80's clothes

E. Has a bike

F. Has a beard

G. Rolls their pant legs up to high

"Blank is such a Portland Hipster. Just look at him with his brand new bike, riding down the middle of the street drunk on PBR. It even looks like he cut his dreadlocks last night in his bathroom!"

See hipster, portland, pbr, irony, camp
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