What is Portland Pokemon?
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Banging a tree hugger doggy style while eating deep fried spotted owl.
Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
Man, I'd like to Portland Pokemon that hippie chick.
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Car driven by old men that think they are still cool. More then likely also have beat up Harley of some sort. The car will usually smell..
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A practical joke in which someone is tied down and has their eyelids folded back. Then someone smears feces on the inside of the eyelids..
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A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.
Bob is a jonny no mates..
