What is Portland Pokemon?
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Banging a tree hugger doggy style while eating deep fried spotted owl.
Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
Man, I'd like to Portland Pokemon that hippie chick.
Random Words:
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when u go to say waddup to one of ur frends and u go to shake dere hand.. both people interlock thumbs and slide out into a snap ending ..
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One's inability to see an obvious calamity about to reign down upon them.
Brian got drunk at work and hit on his boss' secret..
