What is Portland Pokemon?
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Banging a tree hugger doggy style while eating deep fried spotted owl.
Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
Man, I'd like to Portland Pokemon that hippie chick.
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