What is Portland Pokemon?
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Banging a tree hugger doggy style while eating deep fried spotted owl.
Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
Man, I'd like to Portland Pokemon that hippie chick.
Random Words:
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Grabing things (body parts) with out control
Me:So jakes cute.
Emily: yeah but he has a serious case of the grab hands!
Me: oh really..
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To be upset or distraught. Generally considered a highly uncool word to use in any situation.
Chris: Is something wrong, guys? You seem..
