What is Portland Pokemon?
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Banging a tree hugger doggy style while eating deep fried spotted owl.
Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
Man, I'd like to Portland Pokemon that hippie chick.
Random Words:
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cuban friut
jim-"dude, your moms an uber."
tim-"yeah, well your moms a cuban bannana."..
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a double balcony. with 2 couples, one on the second floor up and the other on the third. you switch out with a friend then go to the bot..
