What is Portland Pokemon?
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Banging a tree hugger doggy style while eating deep fried spotted owl.
Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
Man, I'd like to Portland Pokemon that hippie chick.
Random Words:
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the process of spreading a humans butt cheeks cumming on the gouch and then slapping the cheeks together so it squirts back on you
Last..
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(n.) Gross profit minus expenses.
Our net profit is less than 1% of our gross profit. We have too many o/hs.
See Kung-Fu Jesus..
