What is Portland Pokemon?
1.
Banging a tree hugger doggy style while eating deep fried spotted owl.
Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
Man, I'd like to Portland Pokemon that hippie chick.
Random Words:
1.
A lesbian ritual in which a lesbian dominatrix urinates into an enema bag and then immediately inserts the enema tube into her lesbian s..
1.
a person who smokes cannabis from time to time, usually spanning from 2 weeks to a month or more. They are not to be confused with "..
1.
the large roll of fat that needs to be lifted up to get to a fat womans pussy
If you want to fuck Stacey you will have to open the gara..
