Portland Puddin Dip

What is Portland Puddin Dip?


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When you dip your penis into dark chocolate pudding, cover it with coconut clusters, and dip it into your womans anus, who then puts it in her mouth and samples your masterpiece.

I was going to give her a jelly donut, but decided to go give her the portland puddin dip because we had some leftover pudding and coconut clusters.

See anus, jelly, donut, mouth


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