Portland Snorkel

What is Portland Snorkel?


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Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.

I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.

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