What is Portland Tennessee?
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A small hick town thriving with rednecks and idots. They only have fast food resturants. 90% of the Portland populations works at McDonalds. No one in Portland has teeth. All the kids do for fun is drink and have sex. Most drop out of school at the age of eleven. No one in Portland has goals for their future. The guys try to be gangsta and wear their pants aorund tehir knees. The girls wear slutty clothes. It's a horrible place to live.
In Portland Tennessee we like to do the Boot Scootin' Boogy.
Everyone in Portland Tennessee is a hick.
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the act of pounding your dick on the girls vagina until your penis look like salami
I gave my girl a salami sam and then she got grosse..
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From an episode of the Simpsons. Supposedly gives you an erection and your hair back.
Warning: may cause loss of hair or penis!..
