Portland Tennessee

What is Portland Tennessee?


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A small hick town thriving with rednecks and idots. They only have fast food resturants. 90% of the Portland populations works at McDonalds. No one in Portland has teeth. All the kids do for fun is drink and have sex. Most drop out of school at the age of eleven. No one in Portland has goals for their future. The guys try to be gangsta and wear their pants aorund tehir knees. The girls wear slutty clothes. It's a horrible place to live.

In Portland Tennessee we like to do the Boot Scootin' Boogy.

Everyone in Portland Tennessee is a hick.

See hell, shit hole, hick town


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