Portley

What is Portley?

a) Someone who is more round, than fat.

b) Someone who eat's obscene amounts of food, all the time.

a) No John, I don't think you're fat, you're more of a portley fellow.

b) Damn G, you are one portley mo fo! You just ate 56 chicken wing's and a flat of coke!

You're The Sex

1. To call someone the sex would be like calling someone the best as an exclamation of thanks *bob gives jimmy £10* jimmy:"thanks bo..

Nagasaki Teabag

1. The act of dipping ones scrotum into a mouth filled with pop rocks. Man: "incoming, here comes the Nagasaki Teabag!!" (the r..

Eating Her Out

1. eating a womans pussy..... plain and simple see crunchamunch as I started eating her out, she started to moan. See pussy, poontang, e..

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