What is Portley?
a) Someone who is more round, than fat.
b) Someone who eat's obscene amounts of food, all the time.
a) No John, I don't think you're fat, you're more of a portley fellow.
b) Damn G, you are one portley mo fo! You just ate 56 chicken wing's and a flat of coke!
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