Portley

What is Portley?

a) Someone who is more round, than fat.

b) Someone who eat's obscene amounts of food, all the time.

a) No John, I don't think you're fat, you're more of a portley fellow.

b) Damn G, you are one portley mo fo! You just ate 56 chicken wing's and a flat of coke!

Uberactive

1. 1. The ultimate, above all, the best, top of being in a state of existence, progress, motion, or participation 2. to an extreme; unusua..

Having A Pokey

1. Using your own fingers to poke up your bum whilst using your other hand to rub your own sexual organ Alancheeky was caught having a pok..

Band Off

1. A game which is usually played at parties while under the influence of alcohol, in which each participant (or team), has to say a band. ..

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