What is Portman?
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(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."
Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?
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after hanging out with a boy or girl and being very close together you get very itchy so u have the cooties and u are cootiefied
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Showing or marked by a lack of familiarity with technology; technologically illiterate.
Watching my mother unsuccesfully try to use her..
