What is Portman?
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(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."
Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?
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1. A silly or clumsy person.
2. A mannequin that cuts off above the ass.
3. A dumb piece of shit idiot.
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When someone queefs, stores in a container of some sort, and then decides to cryogenically freeze it for later use.
Samantha just creat..
