What is Portman?
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(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."
Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?
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(v.) any action that involves a microwave and an explosion
Man, I was totally pulling an urkuh when I put that burrito in the microwave..
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An uncircumcised penis. The head of the penis resembles the trunk of an elephant.
A briss is a good way of removing an elephant head...
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terd sweat that seeps out ones ass while eating pussy
oh shit?!? ANAL OOZAGE!!! I new that shoving a cucumber up my ass was not the bes..
