What is Portman?
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(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."
Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?
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Interjection. Commonly used when something bad is about to happen or someone has to do a humiliating task.
- Dude, it's your turn ..
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(Noun) An individual possessing no brains whatsoever, but usually plenty of ego; the topmost appendage on such an individual.
Natalie i..
