What is Portman?
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(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."
Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?
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A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.
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Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.
I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the..
