What is Portman?
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(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."
Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?
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Short shorts on a man, especially if they are jean shorts. The male equivalent of Daisy Dukes.
H-Boo got a big-ass hole in the knee of..
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The sound hypocritical teachers use while trying to be a jerk to students.
The teacher was correcting Kim on her handwriting when every..
