What is Portman?
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(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."
Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?
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Hooking up with someone that you don't want anyone to find out about. Sneaking around to to be with someone.
Are you trying to ge..
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One who has mastered the art of flailing... tekking... or smoking crystal meth.... One who isnt a carpet surfin curtain peekin tweakin t..
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Being absolutely drunk.
"I was completely oot ma box last night"..
