What is Portman?
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(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."
Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?
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a phrase coined by Homer Simpsonwhere a situation doesn't typically favor one's way and they're either powerless or too l..
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1.To have sex with someone while bouncing.
2.To want to get jiggy with it.
3. Moving sexually while dancing.
Made famously by Amber o..
