What is Porto?
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2nd biggest city in Portugal. One of the coolest ancient urban areas in europe with the the only hard working people in an otherwise lazy country. People talk fast and mix up their b's and v's. They are generally real nice but like New Yorkers they can get pissed if you start doing stupid shit. So don't do stupid shit. Don't drive unless you want to reduce your life span by 10 years.
Brits usually mispell it Oporto
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A Calabrese-Italian family with many members throughout New York and Des Moines.
"I see an Italian walk by, and if he's not Siciliano, chances are he's a Porto."
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The word 'important' shortened.
e.g dude u gotta listen to this. Its porto.
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A deragatory term for somebody from Puerto Rico or of Puerto Rican desent.
"Are you talking to a fucking Porto?"
"I don't have a problem with blacks, mexicans, or italians. But I fucking hate Portos."
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Porto is to Lisbon what Carthago was to Rome.
I'm a jealous hillbilly from Porto. "Puartuoe Caiempeaoem!"
