Portola

What is Portola?


1.

Extremely small town located in the Sierra Nevada mountains of California. Main activities for locals consist of golfing (if you're old and rich), outdoorsie recreations (ie hiking, fishing, etc), and Getting the Hell Out (if you're young and smart)

Also referred to as 'Portoilet'

I can't WAIT to get out of Portola!!

See small town, black hole, backwoods

2.

A small mountainous town in Plumas County which lies in North Eastern California which in known for it's railroad history and is full of hicks. Commonly referred to as "Portoilet" or "Reno's bedroom" do to the large number of residents who work in Reno.

I live in Portola. You live where? Portola California. Where the heck is that?

See portola, county


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