Portopotamus Edit Meaning

1. Saving and holding in all your flatulents of the week and not wiping your crack all week dump after dump after dump. Then at the end of..

1. When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..

1. A more polite word for anything involving sexual gratification or other intimacies with oneself or one's partner, i.e., masturbatio..