What is Portree?
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Capital of the isle of skye, Shit pubs ugly women (but hey they are sluts), no night life, people so backwards they drive in reverse, and dominated by Church going fuckers. It rains 11 months a year the rest of the time it snows, why would anyone want to live there?
I'd rather kill myself than live in Portree. / its impossible to find a virgin in portree
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Named after Dave Papachini's throbbing rager.
John came out of the shower in Quebec city traumatized, for he had just seen the man..
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The act of putting a peppermint in to a woman's anus with your tongue and letter her shit it out on to your dick, and then sucks it..
