What is Portree?
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Capital of the isle of skye, Shit pubs ugly women (but hey they are sluts), no night life, people so backwards they drive in reverse, and dominated by Church going fuckers. It rains 11 months a year the rest of the time it snows, why would anyone want to live there?
I'd rather kill myself than live in Portree. / its impossible to find a virgin in portree
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Feminism.
"Ol' sister girl in the business suit just shot me down for a date. Tough guy with the Vaginal Uprising."
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Having sex on the beach. Once the man begins feeling his tingles and jingles, he ejaculates on the woman's face, then continues to ..
