What is Portree?
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Capital of the isle of skye, Shit pubs ugly women (but hey they are sluts), no night life, people so backwards they drive in reverse, and dominated by Church going fuckers. It rains 11 months a year the rest of the time it snows, why would anyone want to live there?
I'd rather kill myself than live in Portree. / its impossible to find a virgin in portree
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Something so utterly amazing that only Oprah can be used to describe it
Person 1: Hey dude, Its now legal to marry fish
Person 2: OMG ..
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“Fail watching,” unlike its brother only in rhyme whale watching, would be much more entertaining because you see someone fail much more..
