What is Portree?
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Capital of the isle of skye, Shit pubs ugly women (but hey they are sluts), no night life, people so backwards they drive in reverse, and dominated by Church going fuckers. It rains 11 months a year the rest of the time it snows, why would anyone want to live there?
I'd rather kill myself than live in Portree. / its impossible to find a virgin in portree
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