Portsexual

What is Portsexual?

Somewhere inbetween bisexual and heterosexual; where a woman would turn gay for Natalie Portman only.

"Oh my god, V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman is the only woman in the world who can pull off being bald"

"Yeah I know, I'm totally portsexual now"

See natalie portman, sexuality, homosexual, bisexual, meterosexual

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