Portsmouth Edit Meaning

1.

Portsmouth is a small farming town in Hampshire. The locals dress like scarecrows, speak in a strange Romany-influenced rural dialect, and are known as worzels or carrot crunchers.

Portsmouth is where the carrot-crunching worzels live, oohhh arrrhh.

See worzel, wurzel, wurzelling, carrot cruncher, dinlo, pompey

2.

City located in the South Eastern Virginia, world renown for its pungent odor. Due to its close proximity, the smell likely originated in Hamptonand has taken root in Portsmouth.

Portsmouth city motto boasts,

"At least we dont live in Hampton."

Portsmouth residents have an average per capita income of $6000 a year, and most of that goes towards the purchase of crack cocaine.

Lucy: Where have you been, i haven't seen you in a week.

Pete: I moved to Portsmouth last week.

Lucy: Thats good, at least you dont live in Hampton.

Pete: Yeah, fuck Hampton.

See p-town, 757, dirty, ass crack, Brasco

3.

The biggest shithole in the UK. Full of Skate (see definition) and the place smells of nats piss and fish (Grimbsy pales into comparison compared to Portshithole).

Relative pawpers in terms of a football team compared to their superior counter parts along the coast. Common sense though will soon prevail and the team of foreign refugee's will be relegated back down where they belong.

Shithole, smells of nat piss

4.

Full of Pikeys, a pathetic excuse for a town and football team, if you ever get the chance to go there, DON'T! The smell of fish hits you as soon as you enter. they're all little skates who think they have a good football team, well I have six words 'Harry and Jim, Red and White' YOu stupid skate bastards. You think that your TOWN, (not city like Southampton) is brilliant when infact it is a dump, even you fishy fucks know the best thing abbout your 'town' is the M27 out of it.

Impression of a skate: 'Hmm my caravan smells of fish, I know lets attack the police'. TARDS.

5.

A Korean hoe named Port who had a Russian penis and a Japanese penis in its mouth. She spit out the Russian penis, and continued sucking the Japanese's because it had predominant powers.

"That hoe is such a Portsmouth!"

See port, mouth, portsmouth

6.

Paedophiles (Gary Glitter, case in point)

Orgasiming With Fish (IE: Skate)

Racists (No explaination needed

Thalidomide Victims (No one is born that fugly)

Skate (Look it up)

Mother Fuckers (In the most literal sense)

Obese (The south is sinking for a reason)

Ugly Twits

The Shitist Team

Homosexual (Far to homophobic, must be hiding something)

Harry Redknap loves Portsmouth

See skate, pompey, shit hole

7.

Two words: Shite Hole!

Man 1:Whats all the brown stuff in Portsmouth?

Man 2: Shite

See shite, hole, skates, imbred, low-life