What is Portsmouth Steamer?
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Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)
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Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.
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Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?
We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society
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