Portteus

What is Portteus?

The maker of fine wines

I had a totally good Portteus bottle Merlot

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a person with really bad teeth

I saw this hot girl today, but when she smiled at me I realized she is a portteus

Erroneous Boneous

1. When a man receives a completely unexplainable erection. Yo i got that erroneous boneous in church yesterday! See boner, erection, you..

Cockpumper

1. Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure. He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieey..

.45 Auto

1. 1. Slang "catch all" term used to describe any semi automatic pistol using .45 Automatic Colt Pistol (ACP), ammunition. 2. Sl..

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