Portugese Breakfest

What is Portugese Breakfest?


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when you crack an egg in a girls vagina and uses a egg beater to scramble it around

claudia: GIVE ME A PORTUGESE BREAKFEST

eric: sounds good to me

*eric gets some kitchen utensils*

claudia: oh no were all out of EGGS

*they both run to the store*

then they had a good night

See breakfest, eggs, fun, portugese


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