What is Portuguese Blind Date?


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When a Portuguese man accepts a date with a Portuguese "woman" without detailed information about her penis size, and photographic proof that she has no Bhutcraq.

I thought my encounter with Calixa had turned into a Portuguese Blind Date until I felt her massive penis.

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