What is Portuguese Blind Date?
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When a Portuguese man accepts a date with a Portuguese "woman" without detailed information about her penis size, and photographic proof that she has no Bhutcraq.
I thought my encounter with Calixa had turned into a Portuguese Blind Date until I felt her massive penis.
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A cool song I never knew existed. I am listening to it right now. It is cool.
Me to my friend: Hey what are you listening to?
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