What is Portuguese Blind Date?


1.

When a Portuguese man accepts a date with a Portuguese "woman" without detailed information about her penis size, and photographic proof that she has no Bhutcraq.

I thought my encounter with Calixa had turned into a Portuguese Blind Date until I felt her massive penis.

See portugal, portuguese, blind, bhutcraq, soccer, date, blind date, pussyfart, oncology, osama bin laden, cincinatti bowtie, pink sock, anilingus


87

Random Words:

1. An acronym for "Grand Daddy Purps", a potent strain of marijuana popular in California. Praised quite often by the Bay Area ra..
1. 1) When you are making out with someone (male or female) and you throw up all over the place. Often done in a closet lol. 2) Rear end a..
1. An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan. "Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I ..