What is Portuguese Blind Date?
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When a Portuguese man accepts a date with a Portuguese "woman" without detailed information about her penis size, and photographic proof that she has no Bhutcraq.
I thought my encounter with Calixa had turned into a Portuguese Blind Date until I felt her massive penis.
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is when you go down on a girl not knowing that she squirts and she orgasms squirts all over your face and you vomit in her vagina...
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