What is Portuguese Christmas?
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A few times a year you can throw away anything at all and the garbagemen have to pick it up. (Televisions, ladders, mattresses, etc.) Portuguese Christmas refers to the time of year where people who dig around in the garbage look for "treasure".
I found a broken television and a box of screwdrivers for Portuguese Christmas.
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Placing your buttocks tightly against another persons buttocks and passing gas.
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