Portuguese Mudslide

What is Portuguese Mudslide?

1.

Very similar to a hot lunch. An act common to lovemaking couples in Portugal, this is where the male climbs upon the face of his partner, blocks her vision by laying his testicles in her eyes, and spackles her nose and mouth with greasy diarrhea.

"She was already eating my ass, so I upped the ante and pulled off a sweet portuguese mudslide!"

See hot lunch, hot karl, arabian goggles, tossing salad
57

Random Words:

F.i.s.d.
1. Flirted, inserted, squirted and deserted. When a man/woman hits a "rough patch" and needs to get one off they find a human be..
Read more
Jesus Christ Hanging From The Cross
1. An exclaimation after or during something unbelievable, outrageous, crazy, or tragic. Often used in response to an action of another. Ca..
Read more
Meat's On The Roof
1. The chant shouted after an endless afternoon of tailgating, micks, and doing the chicken fatdance deteriorates into throwing meat of any..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free