Portuguese Mudslide

What is Portuguese Mudslide?

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Very similar to a hot lunch. An act common to lovemaking couples in Portugal, this is where the male climbs upon the face of his partner, blocks her vision by laying his testicles in her eyes, and spackles her nose and mouth with greasy diarrhea.

"She was already eating my ass, so I upped the ante and pulled off a sweet portuguese mudslide!"

See hot lunch, hot karl, arabian goggles, tossing salad
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