What is Portuguese Omlet?
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Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.
Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet
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When a man and a woman are planning to have sex and they get an egg or two and dump it into the woman's vagina have sex, dump out the egg, cook it, and eat it!
Ted: Man that Portuguese Omlet was great last night and that omlet for breakfast in the morning was delicious.
Fred: That's sick man!
Ted: Who cares at least I'm livin the good life!
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Looks may seem like a rat.
Probably has a very loose vagina.
Has blonde granny hair.
Trys to act hardcore.
Thinks she hella scene.
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The tiny wrench that comes with furniture that needs to be assembled.
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