Portuguese Pirate

What is Portuguese Pirate?


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when a man pulls out during sexual intercourse and deficates in the womans eye, the portuguese pirate usually resembles an eye patch. when the woman screems "ARRRRR" like a pirate it has been premormed correctly.

dude i pulled the portuguese pirate on some chick last night.

See awsome, disgusting, sex, dirty sanchez, chocolate


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