What is Portuguese Santa?
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While one person is taking a shit, he spreads his/her legs apart while on the toilet and allows another person sits on their lap and shits into the same toilet.
Dude, I had to shit so bad and Eric was already on the pot so we pulled a Portuguese Santa.
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Verb: to masturbate (preferably to pornography) with a huge wad of smokeless tobacco in your mouth...the spitter must be within reach to..