Portuguese Santa

What is Portuguese Santa?


1.

While one person is taking a shit, he spreads his/her legs apart while on the toilet and allows another person sits on their lap and shits into the same toilet.

Dude, I had to shit so bad and Eric was already on the pot so we pulled a Portuguese Santa.

See portuguese, santa, shit, toilet, lap


40

Random Words:

1. Signifies something is female. Boy: Hey dude! Girl: I'm not a dude, I'm a girl... Boy: Ok, dudETTE!..
1. Also known as a dead bolt chain. Nigger locks are only found in seedy neighborhoods and run-down motels, where more expensive locks cann..
1. The logical rules by which photographers operate (and thus understand) their equipment. The LightRules state, in part, that the effecti..