Portuguese Santa

What is Portuguese Santa?


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While one person is taking a shit, he spreads his/her legs apart while on the toilet and allows another person sits on their lap and shits into the same toilet.

Dude, I had to shit so bad and Eric was already on the pot so we pulled a Portuguese Santa.

See portuguese, santa, shit, toilet, lap


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