What is Portuguise Breakfast?
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a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)
my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.
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The creation of jewelry consisting of semen.
Rings: during hand-shandy's
Necklace's: when she doesn't swallow
Bracelet..
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Cross between Excrement and Extraordinary
Like when you see a Old beat up Porsche its Extraordinary because its a Porsche, but its stil..
