What is Portuguise Breakfast?
1.
a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)
my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.
See
Random Words:
1.
n. A sexual act in which a male and female are engaged in 69(mutual concurrent oral sex), with the male on top. Just as he is about the ..
1.
Female nipple body hair, situated in proximity to the aureole, that is exaggerated in length comparatively.
I pulled off her shirt to s..