What is Portuguise Breakfast?
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a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)
my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.
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The art of cutting off your pubes, putting them in your mouth and blowing it in someones face.
Shelly still had some pubes on her face ..
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Also know as the man incased in iron. One day when he was reading a book, the arch villian of Guildford 'Superdouche' poured p..