What is Portuguise Breakfast?
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a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)
my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.
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Shit, problems that you are too lazy to deal with because you are a wannabe crackhead who's broke.
Things that confuselate you.
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A mixed drink consisting of Pepto-bismol and vodka.
Last night I got hammered on gay russians, but at least I didn't get sick...
