Portuman

What is Portuman?

A Portuguese kid that comes to North America, and tries to sell his stale breadsticks.

1- EWW, what the Fump is this?

2- that would be my breadsticks :(

1- THERE FUMPING STALE.

1- GO BACK TO PORTUGAL... STUPID PORTUMAN.

See moshuman, portugal, bread, stale

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