Portuman

What is Portuman?

A Portuguese kid that comes to North America, and tries to sell his stale breadsticks.

1- EWW, what the Fump is this?

2- that would be my breadsticks :(

1- THERE FUMPING STALE.

1- GO BACK TO PORTUGAL... STUPID PORTUMAN.

See moshuman, portugal, bread, stale

W.o.t.t

1. abreviation for 'way over the top' jess: i studied all over the holidays for science sam: w.o.t.t!!! (actually meaning: way ..

Clown The Rice

1. To mess up badly. An unsuccessful attempt. I'm at work and can't clown the rice on this new project. See pissed, mest, burn,..

U Bend Blocker

1. a turd so big that it blocks the u bend..

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