What is Posh Spice?
1.
Former
''Aw man this paper has nothing but bad news in it''
''Oh hold on! Here's a picture of Posh Spice wearing a designer frock, we're saved!''
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2.
A former member of the
Well, there's a reason why Beckham's cheated on Posh Spice so many times.
3.
A spice that is so expensive only the upper class can afford it.
Saffron is a posh spice
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Member of that seminal band the
Posh spice , called because of of her classy nature, is leader in hautre coture and designer dresses.
Castigated by some, she is able to pull off that rare feat of being completely talentless but still being in the news because of her superstar husband. Time has long past when she should have accepted her five minutes of fame and gracefully stepped into the background.
She suffers from 'foot in mouth' syndrome, all the more amazing because of the size of her trappy gob. Without fame she would probably be shacked up with some builder barry boy from Essex popping kids from various wide boys in her attempt to appear popular.
She has now turned the phrase Posh Spice into an endearing term for slag
"look at the arse on that !"
"I wouldnt go near her she's a Posh Spice mate she'll bleed you dry"