Posh Wank

What is Posh Wank?


1.

To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, to posh to clean up after yourself!

He was having a posh wank.

See Flaps

2.

To masturbate having first gone to the trouble of donning a condom.

The idea being that the extra time, effort, financial investment and ceremony involved separate this from a base, brutal or "lower" wank - the ocassion suggested by wearing a condom would usually only arise in company, and more specifically for pentrative sex with a special other.

i wasn't going to see lisa for 4 days, and i had the time and felt like spoiling myself, so i dressed the old chap up and had a posh wank.

3.

1. To wank using a condom.

2. Or, if you're really posh, get your butler to do it.

Think I'll have a posh wank, don't want to make a mess.

Jeeves! I need you!

See posh, wank, wanker, condom, butler

4.

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.

Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"

See the, and, or, had, seven

5.

to masterbate while wearing a rubber, sometimes called a fancy wank

i'll treat myself to a posh wank then kill myself

See stick

6.

To masturbate whilst wearing a condom.

Im too good to clean up after myself, thats why i posh wank.

See posh, wank, posh wank, masturbate, jack, cum

7.

When a person masturbates with their pinky finger out as if drinking tea.

OHH Phillip i love a good posh wank what,what

See wank, posh, posh wank, andy, phillip, tea, cup


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