What is Posh Wank?
1.
To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, to posh to clean up after yourself!
He was having a posh wank.
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2.
To masturbate having first gone to the trouble of donning a condom.
The idea being that the extra time, effort, financial investment and ceremony involved separate this from a base, brutal or "lower" wank - the ocassion suggested by wearing a condom would usually only arise in company, and more specifically for pentrative sex with a special other.
i wasn't going to see lisa for 4 days, and i had the time and felt like spoiling myself, so i dressed the old chap up and had a posh wank.
3.
1. To wank using a condom.
2. Or, if you're really posh, get your butler to do it.
Think I'll have a posh wank, don't want to make a mess.
Jeeves! I need you!
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4.
Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.
Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"
Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"
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5.
to masterbate while wearing a rubber, sometimes called a fancy wank
i'll treat myself to a posh wank then kill myself
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6.
To
Im too good to clean up after myself, thats why i posh wank.
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7.
When a person masturbates with their pinky finger out as if drinking tea.
OHH Phillip i love a good posh wank what,what
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