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simin cooper uses here kettle to smite her enemys and is the godess of kettles.
omg i hate simin cooper *smack* omg i have just been sm..
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An erection of exceptional intensity.
Within seconds she had me sportin' quality wood.
See erection, intercourse, tumescence, bon..
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A fart
(Said after passing wind violently)
Cor that was a real knicker-ripper, better check me cacks for bullets...
