Possum

What is Possum?


1.

Affectionate name and term of endearment for a loved one in relation to the cute Australian marsupial that is soft and lives in trees.

'Hello possum; Thankyou possum'

See marsupial, animal, furry

2.

The word offical meanings in the Oxford Dictionary of Lozange of the word possum.

1) A small marsupial which resides in areas such as Australia.

2) A male human being who is considered to be attractive.

3) The male genitalia.

The verb form of the word possum;

To play possum:

4) To pretend to be dead or asleep in order to avoid predatory attacks from giant evil weasles.

5) A game often played by young children (AKA sleeping lions) in which they lay on the floor and cannot move, the one left is the winner will then recieve a carrot.

2) Wow that guy is a possum and a half!

3) I want to play with your possum.

See possum, anatomy, appearance, games

3.

1.) the act of a girl faking she is asleep after 1-2 drinks at a party to avoid the creepy guy in the corner that has been trying to get with her all night

After Mike was getting a little "grabby" with Betty, she decided she would have to have to pull a possum, so she curled up into a ball and went to sleep

See bundy, stalker, psycho, donkey punch

4.

a person that is trying to get out of a situation by acting like your doing something else instead.

Maria was being a little possum when Martina asked for her help to do the laundry. Martina spotted her sleeping on the couch instead.

See lazy, procrastinating

5.

a great drinking game where players have to sit in a tree, like a possum, and consume a pack of 24 beers, preferably speights, until they fall out of the tree from drunkeness.

dude: oi mate are we playing possum tonite?

guy: too right mate

See possum, beer, drinking games, drinking, speights

6.

Veracious nocturnal pest thats gets powned by lead pellets in the head.

" ohh man that possum got owned, lets go check it out"

See butch

7.

When a guy is almost about to cum and knocks the girl unconscious (so she's limp and hanging upside-down on the bed) and he finishes.

Every time I have break up sex I possum her.

She broke up with me after I kept possuming her.

See possom, sex, unconscious


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