Possum Surprise

What is Possum Surprise?

when your lover pretends to be asleep, then waits fo ryou to fall asleep, and shoves a possum up your butt.

I thought cindy was asleep last night until i woke up to a possum surprise!

See anal, sodomy, rim job, sex

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