Possums

What is Possums?


1.

Said as a drawn-out, menacing warning of upcomming misfortune. A sign of impending doom. Indicates an on-comming accident or peril. Usually the prequal to getting Arrowed.

"I just found another girl's bra in my boyfreinds back seat, but he cant be cheating, right? Possums......

See warning, sign, arrowed

2.

An exclamation of great joy and excitement. An abreviation of Awesome Possum.

"Hey, my mom got me a car!"

"POSSUMS! Can I get a ride to school then?"

See awesome, great, holy cow, horrible

3.

Taken from a Teen Girl Squad animation from Homestar Runner, "possums" can be used to mean that something is negative or not good.

My boss asked me to work overtime today. It was definitely possums.

See Kris

4.

Whats-her-face's only true friend.

Pooooosssssssuuuummmmmsssssss

"What happened to you?"

"I met a possum!"

5.

a. See Possum

b. A replacement for any swear word, derived from the Teen Girl Squad Movies.

"I met a possum!"

"posssssUMMMSS"

"Oh for possums sake!"

6.

possssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuummmmmmmsssssssss...

possssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuummmmmmmsssssssss...


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