Possum's Pecker Edit Meaning

1.

1). A slang phrase used to describe a person of questionable worth.

2). A non-person who comes out nightly suffering from “little man’s disease”.

3). A friendly greeting used in the Waseca and Janesville area of Minnesota.

4). A subliminal code indicating that your junk is longer than average.

5). Phrase used by Jackie Gleason in the 1977 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit".

He is a real possum's pecker.

That dude acts like a possum's pecker.

How are you doing you #%*%in' possum's pecker?

Hey, possum's pecker.

"No body's gonna make Bufford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."