Post Post Journalism

What is Post Post Journalism?


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(post post ger-nah-liz-em) noun. the situating that occurs when one has the opportunity to watch one’s fatal demise from a position of relative comfort, then having survived the incident one gives an aural as well as visual account of the harrowing situation from a position of relative comfort

Wolf Blitzer: OMG! Look at that plane's fucked up front wheel! How will they ever land it?

other talking head: I don’t know. Let’s watch it all later.

Wolf Blitzer: Now this just in…

Later in Situation Room:

Wolf Blitzer: We now have a CNN exclusive interview with a CNN correspondent who just happened to be on that plane with the fucked up front wheel. Let’s tune in .

survivor/reporter: …So, there we were. We watched our plane going around and around for 3 hours on the tv screens in the backs of the seats in front of us. And we didn’t die in a fiery crash either. OMFG! This is definitely a case of post post journalism.

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