Postage Stamp

What is Postage Stamp?


1.

any sexual act that involves licking and sticking

i got postage stamped in the ear last night

See licking, sticking, ear, vagina, anus

2.

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.

Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

3.

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.

Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you


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