What is Postal Dude?
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A man who does not want to take it anymore, the everyday bullshit of life got to him. Now, you're all gonna pay!
The Postal Dude got pissed off, and slaughtered Paradise City. He said, "You probably thought you weren't gonna die today... Surprise!"
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A really cool guy
The Postal Dude went to get some milk, then he killed a bunch of people.
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When, before engaging in anal sex with a female, you gizz in a newspaper and wrap it up. Then prepare a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch...
