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Meaning you know better than that. You are too old to be doing something stupid.
Her: I like to wear pigtails and barrettes in my hair...
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An extreme sport in its early stages, but still sweet fun. Mattressing involves finding a mattress with wheels on the underneath (qualit..
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Having an unbelievable dose of diarrhea, one that causes you to scream every time you squirt something out.
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Screaming shcitters
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