Posted Edit Meaning

1.

chilling in one spot, usually with nothing to do.

I don't want to hang out with them, they are just posted up at Ryan's house.

2.

Hanging out

We are chillin posted at my dude's house.

See Keezy

3.

when you are going to be at one place for a long amount of time && won't be switching locations.

justin: heyy. what you doin toniight?

stephanie: not a thing. i'm posted at my parents house til bout 8 toniight.

See chillin, chilling, post, stationary, post up

4.

chillin on the streets

b-dog: "so what are you doin out here today?"

guy: "nothin, posted, lookin for some girls to get on"

See chillin, it, real, chilling

5.

1- Kicking it in a spot on display, usually being jocked in the act.

2- Past tense of; to post up

3- When females' breast are on point and appearing voluptuous, normally with the help of a push-up braw.

We were pretty posted up at the function 'til about 1:30.

That beezy is posted, I wanna smash

We were posted like a mail box.

See post, posted, post up, chilling, M Dot

6.

In roundball, the state of having been utterly humiliated near the net, as your opponent steps into you to throw you off, then swivels around you toward the basket and drops the ball into the basket as though you were not there.

Whoah, Chris just got posted by that midget. What a pud.

7.

When the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.

When Kim and Megan went to Howl at the Moon in my 350Z, the vallet posted it right next to some Mercs and BMW's; they could see it all night from the patio.

See post, posting