Poster Cock

What is Poster Cock?

When you have a poster of a really hot guy on your wall and you're caressing him as if he was a real person, but in reality it's just a poster!

Darlene: "I love this David Beckham poster. I'd tap that. (stroking the poster)"

Suzanne: "Wow, you're really loving that poster cock."

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Yackerbate

1. to be cought talkin to ones penis "omg, i just cought charlie yackerbating" 2. To talk to oneself. He was caught yackerbat..

Meatgazer

1. A guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys' equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc. What the hell..

Head Rush

1. after sitting for a short or long period of time then standing up will most likey get you a head rush, a rush of very extreme dizzyness...

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