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A bottle of tequila
I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.
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When your printer is not plugged in for a while, so every time you press print nothing happens. Then, one day, when it's plugged i..
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Noun. A girl who does nothing during sex.
"Sex with Jenny was like having sex with a dead girl."
"Bummer, she was a zom..
