Postjack

What is Postjack?


1.

Antonym of prejack, postjack is the capacity, (exclusive to men), to think clearly, make responsible purchase decisions, refuse to comply with the suggestions of hot women, do math, and pass strip clubs without going inside. Typically a momentary, fleeting state that goes away a few minutes "postjack".

Postjack it’s pretty clear to me how much I hate that fucking couch she made me buy, and how – frankly – I’d really like to strangle her goddamn cat… but the feeling usually subsides after a couple minutes, confusion sets in, and I have to go look for my calculator and a dictionary… wait, what was I talking about? I need to go look at redtube.

See prejack, pre-jack, horny, stupid, oblivious


74

Random Words:

1. A picture of a penis sent by Lord Zucchini over Xbox Live. It's one of many legends spawned by Gears of War, almost mythical in nat..
1. Irving Mall Irving Mall is a “mall” located in Irving, Texas that should be torn down to build a Supertarget. The Irving Mall was once ..
1. Acronym. Terminal Lack Of Pussy. A condition that arises in heterosexual males (or, possibly, homosexual females) who have not had sexu..