What is Postman Pat?
1.
the man with the big head on telly who falls over when ice skates
post man pat rules so bad
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2.
when a guy puts his penis through a expanded ear, like a 30mm.
dude: "hey, wannuh postman pat?"
chick: "sure thing, wheres your magic parcel ;)"
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Noun:
Someone who doesn't get any pussy.
-Always fucking their own knuckles: masterbating.
Verb:
To finger blast a chick.
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